imagine falling down a cliff and the only person that can help you is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez so you scream his name while falling,
"Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya dela-!!"
lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds
then explain this
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
coming out to your parents
If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.
The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.
It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents. Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it. It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.
Seriously guys… Malcom X and Martin Luther King Jr are Professor X and Magneto. Legacy virus is HIV. X-men is a flawless comic.
(Source: sebastianslan, via tb-2-thethird)
WHENEVER THIS HAPPENS
I LAUGH REALLY HARD BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT’S BERTOLT
AND THE SHIFTERS ONLY BECOME TITANS WHEN THEY’RE HURT OR WHATEVER RIGHT
IT’S THEIR FIRST TIME AT THE TOP OF THE WALLS
SO I LIKE TO THINK BERT FUCKING FELL OFF THE WALL
AND HIT THE GROUND AND WAS ALL “oh not this shit again” AND WENT TITAN
(Source: bluemattermaster, via everybody-loves-a-pretty-sadist)
ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg