This is pleasing and frustrating all at the same time.

k999:

imagine falling down a cliff and the only person that can help you is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez so you scream his name while falling,

"Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya dela-!!"

you’re dead.

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

(via sorry)

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via pizza)

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

(via death-by-lulz)

rurouni-jay:

Unravel - TK
Tokyo Ghoul Full Opening Song

Don’t bother searching for somebody like me. A monster born from dusk to dawn can’t be your saviour.

(via paralian-s)

bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

(via earthdad)

pandifreyan:

mcgarrygirl78:

ceallaig1:

human-cartography:

kid-wiccan:

coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

Seriously guys… Malcom X and Martin Luther King Jr are Professor X and Magneto. Legacy virus is HIV. X-men is a flawless comic.

(Source: sebastianslan, via tb-2-thethird)

slampora-is-my-otp:

WHENEVER THIS HAPPENS

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I LAUGH REALLY HARD BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT’S BERTOLT

AND THE SHIFTERS ONLY BECOME TITANS WHEN THEY’RE HURT OR WHATEVER RIGHT

IT’S THEIR FIRST TIME AT THE TOP OF THE WALLS

SO I LIKE TO THINK BERT FUCKING FELL OFF THE WALL

AND HIT THE GROUND AND WAS ALL “oh not this shit again” AND WENT TITAN

(Source: bluemattermaster, via everybody-loves-a-pretty-sadist)

egberts:

ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg

(via grimmjowsballs)

"I was saved by Haru and the others. By my friends."

(Source: makomiyunoya, via everybody-loves-a-pretty-sadist)